Total Disregard

I must let you know how irritated that I am with my mother. On Thursday, she left us for the ENTIRE day. She left early in the morning, and did not return until very, very late. She left our Auntie in charge (hurumph to that).


At any rate, I am not a fan of Mother leaving the house at ALL, without us. First, how do we know that she won't get lost. She's not the brightest bulb in the pack, shall we say. We were worried sick over her absence. And, due to the stress of her being away and to show her how much I appreciated it, I left her a nice "surprise" right where she would see it. I shan't go into what the "surprise" was, but it was rather smelly. BOL. That got a rise out of the old girl when she got home.

Upon inspection, we deduced that she had been in the presence of ANOTHER DOG in her travels!! Upon further inspection, we sniffed that he was a wired haired daschund. Sniff, sniff... whose name was Bosco. Sniff, sniff, snort, who she thought was extremely cute!! WE thought she was only going to be gone a short time to visit her old college roomate who was in town for only a few days. She told us NOTHING of meeting another DOG. Again, Hurmph.

She had also been to a variety of locations, a restaurant, someone's home, and a bar listening to a band. It is amazing what Katherine, Zorra, and I can sniff out, but we sniffed our mother for quite a while and then compared notes.

So, now I have been making a nusiance of myself lately. I follow her everywhere she goes. I even wait by the door of the rainmaker in the bathroom. How come she is allowed to go out in the rain and I am not?! It doesn't seem fair. And, there's plenty of rain outside to use, but she's a wimp and wants WARM rain.

Which brings me to another point, I have NOT been allowed to go out and make mud pies in over a week. It's always run, run, run, do my business and then run back in. No frolicking, no dancing in the mud, no having fun.

Right now, our mother is trying to make amends and fix some treats for us. Actually, I think we are going to be the test dogs for a recipe she is trying out. Next week, we have a party to go to for our flyball team. We will let you know later if it was edible.

Right now, I think I will go sit on her feet so she cannot go anywhere without ME! I am still very upset with her, and may have to bring it up with Katherine and Zorra that Mother again needs to be grounded.

Funny Fotos

Hi Bloggerland,

These are a couple of funny photos of us that mom took with her cellphone, since we grounded her from her camera. We also grounded her from talking on her cellphone, but she was sneaky and used her cellphone as a camera! We didn't think of that angle.














Then, we confiscated her phone and found this video of Sam. She musta took it when they went to the enchanted trial, as Sam calls it. Oh boy, what's the use of groundin' someone when they don't follow the rules. Now, we know how MOM feels. So, we decided that Mom doesn't have to be grounded anymore. (But, we're not giving back the camera).

We went over to our human pal Blue's Blog and she had several aristocratic titles. Of course, I wanted to know what ours were....

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Baroness Katherine the Dissolute of Lesser Wobbleton Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Most Serene Highness Lady Zorra the Crepuscular of Lower Beanthrop in the Hedge Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Sir Samuel the Festive of Mellow under Trollness Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

My question is... does Zorra have a higher title than ME???

Our Mom ------ Grounded

First, we want to thank bloggerland for helping us out when our mom ran off. We are taking measures so this action does NOT happen again.

As punishment, we told her....

No chocolate (because we can't have any)



No calling anyone (because she won't get us our own CELLPHONES)



and no picture taking (because we want to use the camera)



These are things she spends most time doing without us. Of course, going places is still OK, because she promised she would try to take us with her. And, she said she would be better about not leaving us alone (even if Auntie was here).

But, we are not sure we trust her, so we hired Hans... although he's very sweet. He will give her the evil eye if she tries to do any of the things mentioned above.