Friday, August 13, 2010

Hello Mates

Ah, hello my fellow readers. I hope you are all rolling in bountiful treats, toys and lots o' pets from your hoomans.

I have decided that I wish to write my memoirs. I have many, so I should get started soon. As you can see below, I have already sent it off to the publisher for the first printing. I truly look smashing in my portrait.

I shall write about my good pal, Andy Warhol. I helped inspire some of his work. As you can see below, his portrait of me "Terrier in Arms" was quite a hit with the crowd. People pushed into the gallery to see his interpretation of ME, Sam. The piece sold for 75 gazillion dollars and Andy became a household name. It was bought by a private collector who signed a confidentiality agreement that he would not sell my likeness to any ne'er do wells.

I'll also tell everyone the heartwarming story of how I inspired the first graffiti competition. Here is a snapshot of the two chaps who spray painted their way to fame.

Here is my good friend, Victoria or as she's more well known, Posh Spice. We dated briefly, until I had to break her heart. She insisted that I become exclusive. My goodness, how can I not allow other lovely, lovely ladies the chance to be wined and dined by me, Sam. As you can see, she carried a photo of me everywhere, until she met that football player, whatshisname Beckman Blecham, BooBoo. Obviously, just a rebound relationship on her part.... that fellow will never amount to much, you know.

I did leave her with some chocolates. I said, Poshy.. do eat something. You're too thin.

Oh no, the publisher called and wants me to start on my book tour soon. I'll have to start thinking of a sequel to my memoirs. Will write soon.

As always, your faithful terrier,



Two Little Cavaliers said...

What fun pictures! Thanks for linking up with the Pet Bloggers Blog Hop. Hope you are having a fantastic weekend.

Felissa, Davinia, and Indiana

Life with 5 dogs said...

What a fun post,we are your newest followers from the pet blog hop. We hope you have a wonderful weekend.
Your friends at

Lorenza said...

Your memoirs! I know it is going to be a success!
Kisses and hugs

Agatha and Archie said...

Geesh who knew you were soo famous!! love A+A

Lenny said...

Hey Sam, I've been MIA too and I'm glad to hear from you! Your memoirs sound fascinating. What an impact you've had on the world already!

Did you go to the doggie events at the state fair? (Agility and stuff) My people planned on going but then didn't. Boo.

Your friend, Lenny

Gus said...

good to hear from you. You are an inspiration to all of us who aspire to inspire works of creativity. Maybe the only doggie I know who is better at that is Miss Asta NY, and after all, she has an inside line to the artist.