Monday, November 19, 2007

Monday Madness

Hello Bloggerland,

I am a bit miffed at the girls in this house....

My mother, Katie and Zorra. It seems that the "girls" got to go places with my mother over the weekend, and I was not asked, or even allowed to participate! Therefore, I am starting my own branch of the original Our Gang club... the He-Man Woman Hater's Club.

On Saturday, my mother took Katherine to an agility seminar. Why she didn't take me is BEYOND comprehension. Everyone knows that I, Sam, am a MUCH better athlete and agility dog than Katherine. My goodness, has my mother gone MAD? Shall I call the authorities to come and cart her off??!!

Then, on Sunday, in the wee hours of the morning, mother and ZORRA (who is so feeling so much better) snuck out of the house and went to an agility tournament! Needless to say, I was flabberghasted! So, again.. I must say that I am a much better athlete and agility dog than Zorra. I refused to talk to anyone upon their returns.

Katherine, Zorra, and mother appeared not to even be phased at all by this lack of understanding on their part. They went on with their trivial little lives while I sulked.

Last evening, my mother put me on her lap, which I assumed was to beg for my forgiveness. Oh, how I put too much faith in that daft woman..... She started messing with my fur (which SHE messed up by taking me to the groomer. ANOTHER woman). She was saying how it was growing out nicely, blah blah blah.

I am going to think on my revenge.... They will never know what hit them. I will come up with a most devious plan, and of course, they being of feeble minds will not know that it was I.

Oh, I hear my mother calling me for treat time. I can't think of evil strategies now....... Oh. Peanut butter.


Anonymous said...

Say you may be able to get some devilish ideas from Teka's most recent post. But I don't think you will look good pink

Amber-Mae said...

Oh Sam, don't be mad. You should be proud of your sistas, hehehehe! I'm sure your mom will bring for th next class.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Clover said...

Uh oh, it seems I am coming around at a bad time ... I am a girl and this post is about a woman hater's club! Uh oh! :)
Well my name is Clover and I am coming by to say hello... Zorra said hello on my blog a while ago. I am going to add you to my links. I hope we can be friends!
Love Clover xo

Anonymous said...

Sam - I aint so sure 'bout this Women Hater Club. I dont wanna make Auntie mad. She scares me.

Your Cuzin Cal

Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Peanut butter cures everything! J x

Lacy said...

woofies Sam, Zorra and glad u feelins fun being sick...and me bets u has a lots of fun at agility...u can wun and wun and wun.....

b safe,