I'm taking over the 'puter today because Katie is outside bossin' everyone around and Sammie is gettin reddy to go to the "spaw." I know I am glad he's gettin' owt of the howse. He needs a haircut baaaad.
He's so dirty he looks like a pig.
Turn to the right, Sammie. Show everyone what a mess u r.
YOUR OTHER RIGHT SAMMIE!
He always comes back tellin' tall tails about goin' to the spaw and how horrible it is. I think he's pullin sumfin'. I called the puparrazi and they are gonna follow him around today.
HE's not at a spaw! He's at a bar!
Now, he's at a restaurant...
Yikes!! Mad dog...... Oh, he's just sudsy.
He's all dressed up in towels. This goin' to the spaw thing looks kinda fun to me. I am gonna tell mommie that I want to go to the spaw.
Oh, Sammie just came home and is tellin us how tired he is from the spaw. Hmmmmm. At least he looks and (sniff, sniff) smells cleaner.