Wednesday, January 2, 2008



I am typing in the cover of darkness, as my mother is hunting me down. It seems I have made one too many "stains" lately, and she is out to get me. I have managed to escape from her so far, but that fat cow Katherine keeps showing her where I am. Katherine loves to see me in trouble. I will have to take care of her later.

Anyway, I am going out on a lam for few days. It is very cold here, which is why I have made a few too many stains. I don't want to go out and do my "business." But, I will go out and run around and bark and have fun for a few minutes. After all, running and barking is MUCH more important that doing my "business."

I shall stay away just long enough for my mother to start pining for me. I have packed my favorite (and, as punishment for her, Katherine's favorite) Squeekies. I have my jacket, my blankie, my food dish, my water dish, and all my favorite treats. I should be able to ride out this misunderstanding.

In the photo below, I am using one of those nightvision cameras. I will need to move by night, so my mother will not see me.

I shall post when I can, as I will be incognito at Internet cafes, coffeehouses, bistros, and 3 dog bakeries. Until next time......



Peanut said...

Oh my goodness Sam take care and make sure you check in.

Frasier said...

Hi Sam
Be careful !You need an invisible cloak !

Joe Stains said...

But as the Minister of Stains I can grant you immunity against all punishment. Does your Mom not respect my authority?! I AM THE MINISTER OF STAINS?!!!!!!!!!!!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Sam!
I am so sorry you are in trouble at your home!
Please take care and keep in touch, ok?
Kisses and hugs

Anonymous said...

Sam make sure you take extra good care of yourself out there - I'm sure your mum will be missing you like crazy in no time at all.


Blue said...

Now, Sam - please be very careful out there in the cold.
Will await news!

Pats & pets

Anonymous said...

I just realised I missed Katie's birthday yesterday - I'm sorry! Happy birthday Katie - the cake looks delicious and it sounds like you enjoyed your presents.

Birthday licks and tail wags,


Hammer said...

Hi Sam
You look a cool dude, but mate, it's a dangerous world out there. You're best to stay at home coz your mum won't really mind your stains. She'd much rather put up with your stains than you're getting lost or something bad happening to you. Get back home as quick as you can.
Love from Hammer

Amber-Mae said...

Sam, you need to wear pampers then since you can't control yourself. Hehehe! My hooman M has made some especially for male doggies who board with us & can't control their bladder OR refuse to do it outside. Would you like me to lend you one?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Lacy said...

woofies sam u b carful...we nots wants another lost shure she furgives u... give her sad puppy dog eyes..

b safe,

Clover said...

Sam! Be careful! Hope you are able to come back soon and stop getting in trouble.
Love Clover xo
P.S. Happy new year to all of you and happy barkday to Katie!

Asta said...

I think you should come to my house until this blows look gweat in you wunning away outfit, but it's much to cold to be out on the stweets and it's dangewous too, so come to my house ow use Joe's immoonity offew
smoochie kisses

Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

cool you can hideout here we won't tell

we won't even bark loud

Agatha and Archie said...

Sam you can come here as the same sort of thing is occuring here(for the same reasons!!!!! PL2 will nver notice another stain and we dont want you wandering out inthe cold!! Love A+A

Jackson said...

What an adventure! I'm sure you're going to have lots of fun! Jx