I am typing in the cover of darkness, as my mother is hunting me down. It seems I have made one too many "stains" lately, and she is out to get me. I have managed to escape from her so far, but that fat cow Katherine keeps showing her where I am. Katherine loves to see me in trouble. I will have to take care of her later.
Anyway, I am going out on a lam for few days. It is very cold here, which is why I have made a few too many stains. I don't want to go out and do my "business." But, I will go out and run around and bark and have fun for a few minutes. After all, running and barking is MUCH more important that doing my "business."
I shall stay away just long enough for my mother to start pining for me. I have packed my favorite (and, as punishment for her, Katherine's favorite) Squeekies. I have my jacket, my blankie, my food dish, my water dish, and all my favorite treats. I should be able to ride out this misunderstanding.
In the photo below, I am using one of those nightvision cameras. I will need to move by night, so my mother will not see me.
I shall post when I can, as I will be incognito at Internet cafes, coffeehouses, bistros, and 3 dog bakeries. Until next time......