Tuesday, January 15, 2008


I hopped on the plane to AZ to visit Joe Stains and Tanner. At this point, only Joe Stains can help me with my problem.

The Stain Mecca was easy to find.....I just went to Arizona and asked every dog I met "Do you know where the Stain Mecca is?" Yea, go see Joe Stains. He can help you.

So off I went, and would you know I found his house right away. I knocked on the door, as I was uncertain how to approach the such a sacred site. And, Tanner said he would have to go see if Joe Stains was available.

I got a bit nervous when Tanner went into the sacred sleeping bag. I heard some grumbling and HBO words, and I thought for certain that I would make a stain in the STAIN MECCA. After a while, out came Minister Stains......

Minister Stains said that he could absolve me of any stains that may or MAY NOT (most likely) have been caused by me. And, not only that, with his power it also absovled me of any FUTURE stains. WHEW. This trip has been worth it.

Minister Stains started his procedure to help me out.....

I started to feel a bit dizzy and felt I was traveling through time.....

But, once I came back to my senses..... I knew that all stains that I had been admonished for were gone!

Ahh, I felt so much lighter. I also asked him to use another power of his that my Mother will forget that she is upset with me for leaving. No problem, he said. Poof... He said your mom won't even remember you EVER made a STAIN.

My problems were solved. So, I hung around with Joe Stains and Tanner and watched the Colts get whopped. :( But, you can't have everything when you just got a pardon from all the stains in your life.

Then, I remembered!! I had to get my a@@ on home, as I have an agility trial!! Oh, I hope Joe Stains is right and my Mother has forgiven me. After all, I am really cute when I want to be!! I ran off yelling thanks again to catch the next plane home. I think I can make it to the trial in time!!


Maggie & Mitch said...

Bless Joey for helping you out, Sam! He's saved the day!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Agatha and Archie said...

Well that Joey is the Master.We like the picture of you going back in time!! And Joey doing his magic...whew powerfull stuff! Can't wait to hear how your Mom is now!!! Love A+A OH Arch didn't get hurt when you were here!! DOn't be silly! Actually who knows when it happened! Go read all about it we have a diagnosis!!!!

Anonymous said...

Woohoo - way to go on finding the Stain Mecca!

Good luck for the agility trial - I hope you make it back home in time!


Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

Congratulations! You found Stain Mecca! woohoo! Safe flight home, you'll do great at the trails. Now, where did you leave the VW? and when are you gonna retrieve it?

Love Licks & waggin TX tails

Lorenza said...

Now you can go back home with your mom!
Kisses and hugs

Joe Stains said...

I am sorry if I scared you but sometimes my anger gets the best of me and I assumed it was just bratty tanner bothering me YET again. I am confident when you get home all you will find is that your Mom missed the heck out of you!!! Come back anytime!!!

Amber-Mae said...

Wow, you managed to find Stain Mecca! Congrats! Sam, are you ever gonna visit us?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

happy said...

That's quite an adventure in finding Stain Mecca! Just dropping by to say hi!

Blue said...

So glad you found Stain Mecca & received absolution!
Now, go, go, go for that agility trail. Good luck!

Pats & pets

Butchy & Snickers said...

Good job finding Stain Mecca!! Now you can go to your agility trial. Have a safe trip home.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Asta said...

I suwe hope you made it home on time..I'm suwe youw Mom has fowgiven you and with Joey's powews all will be well so youw quest was a gwand success!!1 I loved youw visit!
good luck with youw twials and give my love to Katie and Zorra
smoochie kisses

Clover said...

Hi Sam,
Wow, that is quite the adventure! So cool of Joe to help you out - I had no idea his powers were so great!
Hope your trial went well!
Love Clover xo

Jackson said...

Wow, I'm so glad that Joe, sorry, The Minister of Stains was able to absolve you. J x